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Streaming Review: Get Duked!

Several weeks ago, my sweetie-wife discovered the trailer for the Amazon Original, meaning they purchased the exclusive rights, feature film Get Duked!and on August 28th it became available on Amazon’s Prime Video Streaming service.

Get Duked! (You ignore the exclamation mark) is the comedic, farcical story of 4 city boys dropped into the hinterlands of the Scottish highlands as part of a contest the Duke of Edinburgh Award but three of these young lads are delinquent youths with the final member of the quartet a naive youngster who actually cares about the prize, a laminated certificate.  However, once there are beyond the supervision of the sole adult in charge of the contest the ragtag assembly are hunted by mysterious and murderous landed gentry intent on ‘culling the herd’ of degenerate and unacceptable influences. Add into this mix of underachieving and limited intellect boys a collection of baked farmers and a local police station intent of glory beyond tracking the local and evasive bread thief and you have a movie that is pretty far from serious.

Written and directed by Ninian Doff in his feature film debut Get Duked! is a frivolous affair that is suitable for an hour and half of drama free entertainment. The young actors are capable and manage the difficult balance between being youths in trouble and characters you do not want to get injured or killed while several older actors get a chance to show off some comedic chops usually missing from the sort of parts that they play. I’m particularly thinking of Kate Dickie perhaps best known for her turn on Game of Thrones as the unbalance Lysa Arryn turning in a fine performance as the local chief constable desperate for glory and advancement.

The Scot accents in the film get a little heavy and with rapid overlapping dialog some viewers may wish to engage their television’s closed captioning systems to follow all of the voices but in general Get Duked! provides decent light-hearted escape from today’s terrible times.

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I Miss the Theatrical Experience

All of my life I have been a fa of movies. My earliest memory is of some Hammer Frankenstein in lurid color at a drive in in North Carolina. I can vividly recall sitting in the Sunrise theater in Ft Pierce Florida watch Escape from the Planet of the Apes, and while in the navy the day before we deployed to the Western Pacific for a six-month cruise, I spent twelve hours in various theaters watching movie after movie. In short going out to a movie is a valuable experience for me and one that I have dearly missed since the pandemic induced shut started in March.

On social media I can see that in some states the theaters are re-opening with enhanced procedures to help fight the spread of COVID-19 but not yet here in California and honestly as much as I miss the experience I’m very hesitant to return to that sort of public exposure without the benefit of a vaccine.

I am not passing judgement on others if they are taking every available precaution but this is not a game and people are dying. I know that with the medication I take for my arthritis avoiding infection is particularly important for me and that’s a major if not the dominate factor in my thinking. But I also interact with others, albeit fewer that I have before this crisis started, and I must do my part in preventing to spread, sparing my community, my friends, and my loved ones.

Despite my 55″ 4K television watching movies at home is not the same experience but for 2020 it will have to suffice.

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Classic Film Review: Black Sunday

To be clear I am speaking of the 1977 thriller directed by John Frankenheimer and not the 1960 horror movie directed by Mario Bava.

In a decade of growing terrorist attacks and twenty-four years before the terrible events of September 11th, Thomas Harris, whose fame as an author would be cemented with his creation of Hannibal Lector, penned his first novel Black Sunday about an attack on that most American of institutions, The Superbowl.

Robert Shaw plays David Kabakov an elite Israeli agent who when leading an assault on a terrorist cell in Lebanon uncovers a plot to attack the United States early in the year. With nothing more to go on that a glimpse of the face of the woman planning the attack David, his partner Robert, and the FBI face nearly insurmountable challenges in thwarting the murderous plans.

As the plot unwinds and mysteries are resolved David’s awareness grows that he has been part of the growing problem and he begins to doubt the righteousness of his prior actions.

Black Sunday seems today like a movie that simply could not be produced. Central to the terrorists’ plot is using the Goodyear Blimp as part of the attack and it is not a no name knock-off in the film but the actual blimp. It is inconceivable that a major public corporation would allow their most recognized symbol used as part of a plan to murder tens of thousands, and yet there it is. A quick bit of research showed that Frankenheimer had good relations with Goodyear and with a few restrictions, such making it clear that Bruce Dern’s deranged blimp pilot was a contractor and not a Goodyear employee, sweet talked the company into cooperating. The massive crowds of a Superbowl were achieved by again getting some unlikely cooperation, the NFL allowed the production to film at the 1976 Superbowl, which accounts for the bicentennial iconography in the movie, which was intercut with staged scenes of panic and chaos during the movie thrilling conclusion.

All in all, Black Sunday is a well-made, well-acted, and entertaining piece of cinema. It is currently streaming on Amazon Prime.

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Missing My Shockwaves Podcast

When it came to my podcast listening Fridays used to be horror days. It was the day the new episode of Shockwaves would drop with its multiple hosts discussing the last films that they had watched, the film that they had produced, and interviewing some of the most interesting voices in horror. Then in Jun massive sexual scandal rocked the parent company and Shockwaves vanished from my feed.

I’ve been searching out some sort of suitable replacement but the search has been difficult. There are lots of horror podcast but finding one with the right mix of people with the right base of knowledge feels impossible. Shockwavesintroduced me to several interesting films and while my taste never matched exactly with any of the hosts there was an enough of an overlap that I could find new stuff to watch and even understand them enough to know why we didn’t agree on some.

They will be missed.

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Quick Hits Aug 20, 2020

Just a few quick thoughts and observations for today.

Democratic Convention: Despite being a former poli-sci major and minor political junkie I have not been watching the convention. However, from analysis and coverage from both the right and the left it seems that they’ve found a way to do their messaging in these strange terrible times. They are keeping their aim fixed on the prize, defeating Trump, and are showing a level of unity quite unusual for this party. I understand the frustration from progressive that Republicans have highly placed speaking slots at the convention but this election is unlike any other in our nation’s history and the first problem, removing Trump from office, takes priority over everything else at the moment. More than ever, policy must come after victory.

Agents of SHIELD: The series, with all its ups and down, completed its seventh and final season swinging for the fences and engaging in some seriously epic storylines. Overall, I really enjoyed the series and I have started a re-watch from season one. The hints and rumors of a tie-in with the next phase of the MCU are intriguing and we’ll see where they go.

Writing my Next Novel: I’m almost ready for the prose outline of the new and still untitled novel. I’m currently working on a bullet point outline, just the most critical points for each of the five acts but as I go each act has more bullet points than the previous indicating that the story is taking off on its own. For this murder mystery aboard a generations starship I plan to incorporate some of the story structure ideas advocated my screenplays writer and Chernobylseries creator Craig Mazin.

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Streaming Review: Sputnik

With the pandemic closing exhibition theaters movie watching has transitioned to on-line model and experience and the selection of feature on-line is expanded from what would normally be available at the local megaplex showing mostly tent-poles movies with a very few scattered smaller films in the smaller auditoriums. This weekend a friend and I discovered a Russian science-fiction horror film that had been released August 14th for Video of Demand and not at the ‘theater at home’ price of $20 but a mere 7.

Sputnik is set in 1983 during a time when the Soviet Union still existed and competed with the Americans both globally and beyond. Dr Tatyana Klimova, (Oksana Akinshina) a brilliant but unconventional psychiatrist is summoned to a remote facility on the steppes of Soviet Kazakhstan to treat the sole survivor of a recent orbital mission, Konstantin (Fyodor Bondarchuk). Konstantin suffers from specific amnesia and can’t recall what happened during the mission, the return to earth, of is even aware that his fellow cosmonaut was killed. Convinced that she has not been given all the pertinent facts Tatyana forces the officer in charge Col Semiradov, to reveal what has been kept from her and the reason that everything has been located in this isolated facility, Konstantin did not return alone but now harbors an alien parasite but all attempts to separate the cosmonaut from the creature have failed and Semiradov fears that Konstantin is withholding something from them all.

When we rented Sputnik based on the strength of its trailer, we honestly expect nothing more than mediocre Alien clone but the film exceeded our expectations. While it is far from a perfect film Sputnik is competently written, acted, and directed taking its time to reveal the horrors both alien and human as secrets drip from the script like water from a leaky faucet. Akinshina is well cast as the troubled doctor and Bondarchuk manages both the ‘Hero of the Union’ aspect of his cosmonaut while slowly revealing the character’s more human and sometimes darker nature. The cinematography is atmospheric and moody with the visual effects of alien credible in every scene.

While I would seriously hesitate to recommend this as an expensive ‘theater at home’ rental, for a more usual video on demand rental fee I was quite satisfied and willing to suggest this to fans of moderately graphic SF horror.

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Taika Waititi’s The Hunt for the Wilderpeople

2016, a year before his enormous popular and critical success of Thro: Ragnarök Kiwi writer/director Taika Waititi enjoyed praise for his more modest release The Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

Wilderpeople is the story of Ricky Baker a rootless boy in foster care bouncing from home to home until he winds up in the care of Bella and her gruff husband Herc. Bella manages to pierce Ricky’s defensive anti-social shell but Herc remains aloof, and distant to the troubled boy. The film’s central genre, mismatched odd couple, flowers when Herc and Ricky end up on the run from the authorities and are forced to survive for several months in New Zealand’s wild and mountainous bush country. While the premise and even the eventual mutual understanding the characters achieve are typical for the odd couple genre Taika’s unique and slightly absurdist style both visually and in the script elevates Wilderpeople to a charming emotional ride with the sort of unexpected gut punches that Taika would later deploy in films such as JoJo Rabbit.

The Hunt for the Wilderpeople is currently streaming on Hulu and should not be missed.

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A Grab Bag of Items

The Haunted Palace

This is a Roger Corman movie that supposedly is part of his Poe cycle of the adaptation but in reality it is a film version of The Strange Case of Charles Dexter Ward. A single line from a poem by Poe is used to justify the pretense adaptation but as a Lovecraft film it actually works pretty well. It’s always nice to see Vincent Price in one of these moody atmospheric films. I’m glad I sent away for the Blu-ray from the U.K.

The NRA

Last week the Attorneys General for the State of New York and the District of Columbia files suits to dissolve the National Rifle Association. The NRA operates as a non-profit organization dedicated education and training of the general public on matters related to firearm use and ownership with a supposedly side interest in lobbying and political work. The suits however are not related to lobbying and political activism but rather focus on corruption and the senior leadership using the non-profit as their own personal profit centers and in that respect the suits are not dissimilar to the ones used to dissolve the Trump Foundation that had also engaged in serious financial corruption.

There are those who advance the idea that this is an election year political ploy by the various Attorneys General to harm the GOP in the upcoming election but I have serious doubts about that hypothesis. This action is likely to energize the GOP base and provoke them to turn out in greater numbers and with less than 90 days until the election it is highly doubtful that these suits can sideline the NRA before the voting. Legal gears do not turn that quickly. I think it is clear that the New York AG was hostile to the NRA but it is also clear that the NRA suffered from deep systemic corruption.

Horrible Imaginings Film Festival

Next month is the 11th annual Horrible Imaginings Film Festival and the first year that the festival will be entirely virtual. The pandemic has been terrible with the economic damage and the loss of life that is nowhere near ending and in these dark fearful times it is good to find what little joy and light there is and one of those things is the festival dedicated to horror films short and long from around the world. I have taken days off around that weekend and while I will desperately miss the in-person event at the Freda Cinema I will thoroughly enjoy the films.

 

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Late to the Party: Blood Quantum

Okay I really should have watched this months ago when it premiered on Shudder and that streaming service is still the only place to view the new zombie film.

Hailing from Canada Blood Quantum is a zombie movie set in 1981 on a Canadian Native-American reservation. Produced, directed, written, and starring member of First Nation Tribes the film approaches the now tired zombie sub-genre from a thematic perspective of colonization and does a damn fine job of it.

The story centers on Traylor, his estranged wife Joss, their son Joseph and his pregnant white girl friend and Joseph’s half-brother and Traylor’s delinquent son ‘Lysol.’ The movie unfolds in two distinct periods, the first day, the day the Zombie plague erupted and six months later as winter approaching and the tribe is dealing with an influx of refugees to the safe harbor that they have created on the former reservation. The twist to the genre and source of the film’s title is the quirk that Native Americans are immune to the infection bites of the zombie and do not rise up as walking corpses. All of the is driven by the Native-American characters with their interpersonal dynamics and prejudices propelling the plot. Much like the little seen Maggie this is a family drama that unfolding during a zombie pandemic but albeit with much more Dawn of the Deadinspired blood and gore effects.

Blood Quantum is a shining example of how to use speculative fiction and its unreality to explore issue bedeviling our real world without pulling out a tired soapbox or losing track of the entertainment required to keep an audience engaged. If you have access to Shudder this is a movie well worth watching.

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YouTube Discovery

So, with movie theaters closed along with everything else I have been spending quite a bit of time streaming various channels on YouTube. In addition to my history and technology viewing there’s a lot of cinema YouTube and the algorithm recently suggested something that turned out to be quite interesting, The Russo’s Pizza Film School.

The Russo Brothers, Joe and Anthony, are responsible for my favorite Marvel Cinematic Universe films, The Winter Soldier, Civil War, Infinity War, and End Game. During this enforced lockdown they have been holding a virtual film school, focused on screenplay and structure, exploring films that influence their tastes and craft. The films are a diverse lot ranging from Blue Velvet and No Country for Old Men to genre and cult favorites such as The Evil Dead and 1980’s Flash Gordon.

They also bring on guests to help them discuss the movies ranging from film critics to actors and directors. It’s named the Pizza Film School because they suggest ordering a pie from a local shop, to support small local businesses, and enjoying a slice or two as they explore what makes these films tick and work.

If you have an interest in story structure and how these films influenced a pair of truly talented film makers check out the Pizza Film School, I’ll link to the Flash Gordon episode as a starter. The episodes mostly run about an hour long, mostly.

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